Welcome to the show! That's right! The prizes for this contest are out of this world. If you would like to be considered for the next contest, please write to peoplescommercialradio@gmail.com and we will do are best to get you into the barn. And that's a no-holds-barred fun fest. Remember kids and adults, don't be poopy, yeah sure, eat poop, but don't be a poopy person. Not a day goes by for the elderly on their deathbed where they don't recount why they are old and ALONE and going to DIE ALONE! It's because they were poopy. Tell your Aunt that next time she needs a pap, go to a doctor for Pete's sake! Not the whorehouse on 6th. Those ladies are versed, but not doctors!

Shake your toonie! It's time to rump ticket your hoop smacker and listen to Episode 12 We dive into the most beautiful city in Canada, and live to tell the tale. We tried being humble, it wasn't working out.

Episode 11 features plethora insights into holy holes made holier. The most important thing to remember in this life is this: if your shits are off, you're off. Get back on! Ride a new something and put that old something out to trash, or at least recycle it so somebody else can try out your used seconds. Please be kind to yourself, your self is the only one you've got

People's Commercial Radio runs around the clock in a ton near you. Not a town per se, more of a hamlet, but if you drift, you know what that means you wink wink sonofabitch. Big kisses from your mother dirty mouth. This week, Turning of the Tides explores big dick problems, as well as big vagina problems with guests who have one of each. Please learn alongside other members of your church. Robert Willie Pickton, Homemaker Extraordinaire, blesses us once again with another famous pork recipe in time for the holidays, Tell your late professor you don't like egg rolls next time you die and see that filthy C*NT. We love you

People's Commercial Radio is back for another season! Strap on your strap-on and take the seat off of your bicycle, it's time to solve world hunger! Tune into Shelby Wainscotting's brand new show, The Turning of the Tides, which features incredible guests and shitty guests, your aunt will love it! send your emails to peoplescommercialradio@gmail.com

Things take a turn for the worse in the studio. What does the future hold? Ahhhhhhhh! Thank you for enjoying season 1 of People's Commercial Radio. We will be back with season two as soon as your mom stops with the dick pics. Big hugs, big smooches

Well it turns out your Aunt didn't like the last episode very much, well, maybe your now-deceased Grandfather will get a kick out of this one! If he's deeply closeted that is. Join us today on a romp through space and time, a romp through layers of all consuming depression with a side of inferiority complex. Let's stick it to the man this month, let's bend him over and really let him know, how this MAN, needs to be treated. Now get out there and continue to live another day, please. Email for tips on staying alive for one more day, we will help you, GUARAN-FUCKIN-TEED, peoplescommercialradio@gmail.com Peoples Commercial Radio Podcast All Rights fuckin Reserved All cases UPPER All people served

Come we us to a place by the sea, if the ship breaks down you can always find, at least one cask full of malt beverage. Stands to reason that if your ship breaks down all there is to do after that is consume something quickly to make you feel better, and then of course kill everyone in sight. It's a historical strategy. Remember to tell your grandmother, living or dead, to make a few more buns next time for the barbecue. Kiss your ass, you deserve it

It's that time of the month again, poopin time! You want a happy life? Try these two easy steps: 1. listen to this episode, 2. pretend like everything is ok! Please rate, subscribe and put headphones on your dying relative so that THIS, is the last audio they ever hear. Bless your sweet ass. Don't forget you matter as much as you think you do, eat pickles, and brag. peoplescommercialradio@gmail.com

Wiggle into the cockpit and strap-on yourself in, for a ride through a marsh full of sick and bloated frogs. You won't regret it. People's Commercial Radio has delivered on a promise, to keep the shit flowing, and indeed it does in this episode. Please tell your stiff-legged, under-cooked, church-going aunt about it, she will love it!

Tune in and your dreams may come true. They may not come true. Ever. So buy a lemon, squeeze it, and tell yourself that if you had one more jar of pickles, maybe your friends would come over more.  We love you, and someone else loves you, we know who but we can't say, it would ruin the surprise. Drop an email peoplescommercialradio@gmail.com

Get yourself a horse hair mop folks! Right this way, don't stop by the ice cream man on your way by, you'll be too fat to get all the way here, plus the goddamn horse can't wait all day to get a nice pluckin! Have some courtesy and show some love for all the dads out there trying to make time for sex

Host Bhagwan Kampala guides us through strategies, both veiled and rare. Expect the unedited, please consume.