Come we us to a place by the sea, if the ship breaks down you can always find, at least one cask full of malt beverage. Stands to reason that if your ship breaks down all there is to do after that is consume something quickly to make you feel better, and then of course kill everyone in sight. It's a historical strategy.
Remember to tell your grandmother, living or dead, to make a few more buns next time for the barbecue.
Kiss your ass, you deserve it