The Unfiltered Farmwives

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It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick. However, despite the pain of the next day, we were friends for life. So we invite you to grab a bevvie of your own and join us, Carolyn and Kelly, as we talk 100% unfiltered about turning our kids into decent human beings, our attempts at being ‘good’ farm wives, and our absolute adoration of a good ‘beige food’ recipe. read less
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The One Where We Work With Our Husbands
06-02-2024
The One Where We Work With Our Husbands
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... reading minds while working with our husbandstempers flaring while working with our husbandsviolent hand gestures while working with our husbands

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The One Where We Work With Our Husbands
06-02-2024
The One Where We Work With Our Husbands
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... reading minds while working with our husbandstempers flaring while working with our husbandsviolent hand gestures while working with our husbands
The One Where We "PIVOT" into 2024
31-01-2024
The One Where We "PIVOT" into 2024
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about.... Why Christmas just felt off this past yearGoals for 2024Envy over Joanna Gaines' gardenCarolyn's family going to HawaiiTurning 40 and 48 years old
The One Where We REALLY Talk About Bras and Carolyn TP’ing Kelly’s House
04-12-2023
The One Where We REALLY Talk About Bras and Carolyn TP’ing Kelly’s House
Shoutout to our friend Bethanie who let us know last Saturday night that the audio file uploaded to the last podcast was an older podcast and not the one described in the episode description!   Here is the CORRECT newest podcast episode. In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss... The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morningThe local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' housesHow to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
The One Where Carolyn TP’d Kelly’s House
11-11-2023
The One Where Carolyn TP’d Kelly’s House
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss... The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morningThe local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' housesHow to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
The One About Our 1980’s Childhood ’Vacations’
27-07-2023
The One About Our 1980’s Childhood ’Vacations’
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... their less than glamorous childhood vacationsthe #1 documentary they think everyone should watchtheir love Christian Laettnerand how exactly they manage to put hundreds of miles on their cars each week - all within 5 miles of their homes
The One Where Nick + Tony Join Us
22-04-2023
The One Where Nick + Tony Join Us
In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives" podcast, our husbands, Nick and Tony, join us to discuss... Gender reveals + Diaper Parties (sorry if we offend anyone with our strong opinions on these...we'd had a few!)     Spring planting   Elderly escorts (yep! you read that correct!)   Our favorite tiktok accounts we obsess over
The One Where Kelly Breaks Down Crying (Geez....)
14-03-2023
The One Where Kelly Breaks Down Crying (Geez....)
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about... Juggling work demands with family priorities.Being ambitious in your 20's vs content in your 30's and 40's.The 'trad' subculture we keep hearing more and more about.Raising kids with 'more' vs what we were raised with.
The One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear
23-01-2023
The One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear
**Maybe not for young ears.** In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like... Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies.Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.'The sticky part of pads do not stick to womens' bodies.Farts that go up the front of your underwear vs the back. Are you as uncomfortable reading this as I typing this???  If your answer is 'oh my gosh, yes!' then this episode is just for you!
The One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly Questions
16-11-2022
The One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly Questions
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before.  And they dive into some *great* topics like... The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection. Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the things. Kelly flying to Russia shortly after 9/11.
The One Where Danielle Steele Taught Us Everything We Know in Life
01-11-2022
The One Where Danielle Steele Taught Us Everything We Know in Life
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the difference between their own childhoods on the farm compared to the modern childhood of their kids, including...   • Learning 'all' the things in life from Danielle Steele novels. • Kelly's parents leaving her unsupervised for days at the state fair. • Carolyn's kids complaining about the family garden. • The lack of teenage supervision AND hydration that occurred in our childhoods!
The One Where the Good Farm Girls Go Bad
30-09-2022
The One Where the Good Farm Girls Go Bad
While overall generally well-behaved kids, in this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the the times growing up where they risked getting into some big trouble, including... The time Kelly ran away from the cops at the state fair.The time Carolyn put a girl in a chokehold defending her sister. The time Kelly almost got the entire high school basketball team suspended. The time Carolyn stole a car.
The One Where We Apologize to Shania Twain
15-09-2022
The One Where We Apologize to Shania Twain
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including... Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution.Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens.Kelly's apology to Shania Twain. Carolyn's inner hippy coming out!
The One Where We Answer Tony’s Random Questions
28-08-2022
The One Where We Answer Tony’s Random Questions
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Tony, Carolyn's husband.
The One Where We Answer Nick’s Random Questions
05-08-2022
The One Where We Answer Nick’s Random Questions
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Nick, Kelly's husband.