Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  What's the difference between a bucking bull and a horse? We explore that in depth with Mike Crugnola (@futureXskeleton) himself! Also- before we get in too deep this is a REAL STORY. So for anyone like SOME of us on the podcast who didn't realize until the last few minutes of the movie- this dude was real. Lane existed. Now listen to the podcast. Do it for Lane.  New episode every other Wednesday!  Media: Eight Seconds | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  No way, NO WAY, THE Kaycie D? On Horse Girls! You mean the one that writes and illustrates B Side You the world famous web comic that you can read for free at bsideyoucomic.com? I can't believe she's here to talk to us about the Black Beauty that's free on YouTube. I am sure that means it will be fantastic and not at all bad. Right Tim? Right? Tim... why is it going dark now. Why does it feel so cold? Am I the one finding the beauty in the black? It's so vey dark... so ... so dark. New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Black Beauty (Made by Family Central) | Movie

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Nine by Chris Wooding   We talk about the book for at least 10 minutes...maybe. What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not! Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  We are joined by the incredible The_Artifessor to talk about a surprisingly good Spiderman movie titled Spiderman: Seabiscuit. It was an entirely new take on superpowers in that Tobias Macguias did not appear to shoot webs but you know I still think it was a pretty good one. Also his crime fighting sidekick was a horse.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Seabiscuit | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Are you tired of the whole Z versus Z controversy? Are you like, America, England, Canada, France, etc. get it together! Then boy howdy do I have a solution for you. Introducing Z! This brand new pronunciation of everyone's favourite letter is sure to please the whole family! Hey Tim, I am not sure this is coming across is type. I feel like this add for your new letter pronunciation should really have been spoken... If only we had an audio medium to really sell stuff like this.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 12 (Rising from the Ashes) & 13 (Coming Together) | TV Show

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  I wasn't feeling particularly inspired to make this summary so I asked Tim what the most interesting part of this episode was. He didn't answer me so instead this is what you get for an episode descriptions. Uninspired drivel. Absolute waste of a perfectly good space. Think about how many seconds of your life you will never get back because you read this description. Right. Now add that with everyone else who read this description. We could take a class, get a coffee, fall in love, have a whirlwind romance, fall out of love, go our separate ways, meet new people, adopt a dog, break up with those people, meet in Europe by accident ten years from now and decide that what tore us apart to begin with was the folly of youth and right here right now it's time to open our hearts and learn to trust and love again... what was I saying? Oh yeah. New horse girls...   New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 10 (Born to Run) & 11 (Thicker Than Water) | TV Show

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  It's just that Twilight isn't a great movie ok? Or book. Like what even happened, how did that series get so popular? Why did the editor greenlight Renesmee? So anyways we talk about Heartland again.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 8 (Out of the Darkness) & 9 (Ghost from the Past) | TV Show

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Have you ever wanted to plan a vacation with the horse girls? This episode gives you a real life experience in our state of the art system into this experience. Paste a picture of your best friends on the monitor and Google 'Train Adventure' before putting on noise cancelling headphones and listening in to this episode. It is a state of art experience artisanally crafter for your experience. Spared no expense.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 6 (One Trick Pony) & 7 (Come What May) | TV Show

Want to come see the Goblins and Growlers folks and the Horse Girls? Here's where to find the details: https://ichibancon.com/

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Combine oil, corn syrup, brown sugar, water, salt in a small saucepan over med heat.Stir while bringing to a boil, then use a candy thermometer to bring to 300 degrees F or hard crack stage.When it reaches about 275 degrees F, start cooking the popcorn according to package directions.When candy has reached the right temp, add vanilla and remove from heat.Pour hot popcorn into large plastic or glass bowl and quickly pour the candy mix on top.Stir so that the candy coats all the pieces.Serve and enjoy.New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 4 (Taking Chances) & 5 (The Best Laid Plans) | TV Show

Here comes Sugarfoot Here comes Sugarfoot Right down murder lane! Jingle and jangle his knives do tangle As he trots along to slay!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Do we like Heartland? Like... like like Heartland? GENUINELY like Heartland? I think we do. I think that the second Tim admits to it is the second Tim has to be classified as a Horse Girl on government forms. I mean, we have been writing that he is the HEO (Horse EO) for years but I think this seals the deal.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episodes 2 (After the Storm) & 3 (Breaking Free) | TV Show

Read along with us: Broken Sky Part Eight by Chris Wooding  Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. Some of them landed in Floria.  What's this?! Surprise Attack! You aren't ready! Surprise Attack! We're reading, we're chatting, and we're bringing you with us on this adventure whether you want to or not!  Try to follow Swan (@aSwanNamedEmily), Tim (@remobware), Jenna (@JennaChil - WITH ONE 'L'), and Alex (@AlexandBirds) as Tim brings us some easy listening podcast radio, and the rest of us may be having a stroke.

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Allow our chef to recommend new podcasts for today. Podcasts-du-jour if you will: Horns Over Hoops: https://hornsoverhoops.podbean.com/ A Song of Sugar and Snow: https://dungeonsanddraconbeams.podbean.com/e/a-song-of-sugar-and-snow-trailer/ Check them out! New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Heartland Season 1, Episode 1 (Coming Home) | TV Show

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Come along and ride with us on this very special episode where we have a blast talking with the people that have come into our lives and we just cannot live without now. Our very special guests include: Audio Scott - twitch.tv/grooveis4life Tristan - Dragon Night Adventure Friends dragonnightadventurefriends.com/ And Bean - twitch.tv/forgingwynton   We appreciate you all and have a wonderful holiday!

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Here he is, this is him, there's nowhere else on Earth he'd rather be- it's Austin! It's Austin! (@dndbpod / twitch.tv/seezydrop). Listen, I want to joke about this movie as much as you but you just can't with this banger of a soundtrack. Go off Hans Zimmer! New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron | Movie

Welcome to Jenna and Alex's spooky equestrian journey through the haunted trails, pastures full of cemeteries, and the ring of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl! Boo! This episode is a day early! WHAT A TRICK! Or... a treat? I am not sure I understand the concept of Halloween... Anyways HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Enjoy the third and final installment of Calliope (Cal - EEEEE - Ope and definitely not Cal-Eye-Oh-Pee).  New episode every other Wednesday!   Media: Ghost Vision by Janni Lee Simner | Book

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  You have been asking for it and we finally listened- Enjoy this interview with Molly! The barrel racer that our very own Patrons helped us sponsor this year. Find out all of her thoughts and follow her journey on Facebook under 'Molly Newlun - Barrel Racer'.  New episode every other Wednesday!

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  The seer has arrived. Soothsayer Tim has arrived and is here to tell you that great sums of money are coming your way and your lucky numbers are 69, 420, 8008132, 1337, and 9. Oh wait- what's this? The leaves in the teacup... oh no... oh no indeed... a great misfortune will befall you heralded by a small chestnut pony. This pony has killed before... Is your name Ms. Bell per chance? New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Saddle Club Book 15 (Team Play) | Book

Welcome to Jenna Knife and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl!  Ok so you're standing at the edge of the cliff, Tim. Right? Before you is a cliff, behind you is flat level ground. Tim are you listening to me? TIM! Ok, ok Tim it's a cliff in front of you but behind you is flat level ground as far as the eye can see. What do you do? You step back? Boom. Saved your life. Now you owe me.  New episode every other Wednesday!    Media: Saddle Club Book 14 (Sea Horse) | Book