Ever wondered what it feels like to wear a fragrance so powerful it might just overwhelm you? Or how about the surprising delight of finding a high-end designer cologne that defies expectations? Join us for a fragrance journey where we kick things off with a vibrant and humorous review of Chanel's Allure Homme Sport Superleggera. Despite life's ups and downs, we bring our passion and wit to the table, sharing some hilarious listener feedback and revisiting our thoughts on Versace Eros. Spoiler: its authentic lemon zest and smooth undertones have blown us away, making it a must-have despite our financial constraints. Don't miss out on exclusive content and samples by joining our Patreon!Join Our Patreon

Ready to uncover the secrets behind some of the hottest new fragrances on the market? This episode promises an exhilarating review of the eagerly-awaited Versace Eros Energy. We jump into the everyday appeal and striking citrus notes that have fragrance enthusiasts buzzing, including some people on Fragrantica. But it's not all sunshine and lemon zest—we also tackle the chaotic release process and make a strong case for simultaneous worldwide launches and better marketing strategies. Plus, we recount our unforgettable encounter with Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, celebrating its elegant scent profile and exceptional staying power.Join Our Patreon

Is 'Intense' just industry jargon, or does it truly signify a stronger fragrance? Join us as we embark on a sensory adventure, starting with our first impressions of Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, Michael J. We dive into a mixed Fragrantica review, scrutinizing its floral, musky, and intimate projection qualities. Our discussion then pivots to the term "Intense" in the fragrance world and whether it lives up to the hype. We also share our unexpected fondness for Dior Sauvage Eau Forte, reflecting on its balanced, mellow profile and how it stacks up against the infamous Baccarat Rouge.Join Our Patreon

Dive into the water based Dior Sauvage Eau Forte. We'll share our unfiltered opinions on this popular scent and reveal the winner of our latest giveaway. From there, we unpack our recent encounter with Spicebomb Dark Leather and discuss its strengths and flaws. Our "One Night Stand Review" of Kajal Lamar Caviar is filled with admiration for its unexpected longevity and intriguing scent profile, despite its perceived femininity.Join Our Patreon

What if your favorite fragrance could be both a statement piece and a versatile everyday scent? Get ready to embark on a sniff-tastic journey as we share our hilarious escapade of snagging the elusive Kajal Lamar Caviar from Milan, thanks to a generous fragrance influencer. Before we dissect this intriguing water-based aroma with pearls resembling caviar, we'll entertain you with our "one night stand review" of Viktor & Rolf's Spicebomb Dark Leather—which, spoiler alert, left us longing for the original's punchy DNA.Join Our Patreon

Ever wondered if the much-hyped Spice Bomb Dark Leather lives up to its legendary status? Join us on an aromatic adventure as we finally get our hands on this elusive fragrance and share our candid thoughts on its scent and branding. We also dive into the fresh waters of Dior Sauvage Eau Forte and give you a sneak peek of our upcoming Kajal's Lamar Caviar review. Plus, we’re thanking our patrons with an exclusive giveaway of the new Dior Sauvage and a specially curated goodie bag. Don't miss out on this fragrance-packed episode filled with excitement, surprises, and heartfelt gratitude.Join Our Patreon

What makes Khamrah the fragrance that's capturing everyone's attention? Join us as we embark on a week-long sensory journey with this renowned scent, generously gifted by our Patreon friend, Perfume Tea from up north. We scrutinize whether it truly stands up to the buzz it's generating, especially when compared to Oud for Glory and the celebrated Angel Share by Killian. With no holds barred, we dish out our raw, unfiltered thoughts on its luxe packaging and playful presentation.Ever wondered if a $20 to $40 fragrance could rival high-end brands like Kilian? You’ll be surprised by the quality and performance we unearthed in this affordable gem. We break down the scent’s unique blend, its versatile application, and even touch on its perceived femininity—a hot topic among our friends and listeners alike. Amidst our musings, we fondly recount our morning walks, lattes, and danishes, painting a vivid picture of where and how this fragrance fits into daily life.Join Our Patreon

Can a fragrance create as much division as it does admiration? This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey with Hacivat by Nishane, a scent that has ignited passionate debates among our listeners since we first reviewed it over three years ago. Join Myke and Ryan as they revisit their initial experiences and undying admiration for this polarizing fragrance, while addressing listener feedback and a particularly critical perspective. Through honest reflections, we reaffirm our love for Hacivat's unique composition and reevaluate our initial judgments, underscoring the evolving nature of our fragrance journey.Which pineapple fragrance reigns supreme? We spark a lively discussion on whether Aventus truly pioneered the pineapple scent revolution and introduce a new contender, Insidious, that might have dethroned the classic. Excitement brews as we contemplate a thrilling head-to-head episode featuring both scents and share our one-night stand review of Nishane's Kredo, noting its slightly feminine allure. With humorous musings about managing a live episode without our producer Todd, we invite listeners to join our Patreon for exclusive content and giveaways, adding an extra layer of engagement to our fragrance community.Join Our Patreon

Ever wondered what makes a fragrance truly unforgettable? Join us as we dive into an interactive and hilarious episode featuring a live unboxing and testing of Terre d'Hermes Pure Perfume, complete with scathing reviews and unfiltered opinions. Our friends Jonathan and Doug make real-time appearances, adding to the fun with their unique takes and antics. Plus, one lucky listener gets the chance to win a free fragrance, making this episode a must-listen for any scent enthusiast.Miss Tundra graces us with her presence, bringing insightful commentary on a mysterious fragrance featuring notes of dirty orange, spice, and vetiver. We compare it to classics like Terre d'Hermes and Guerlain Vetiver, exploring its complex, evolving nature. Listener comments add richness to our discussion, revealing the fragrance's elegance and unique zest. We even digress into the fascinating world of flint artifacts in Texas, making this segment as educational as it is entertaining.As we wrap things up, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reflecting on how our podcast has evolved and the memorable reactions from our beloved listeners. Doug shares his journey from discovering our show to becoming an avid follower, while Miss Tundra reveals how she stays entertained during her travels. We also give heartfelt shout-outs to supporters like Harley James of Kojo Roastery and longtime fan Cynthia. Balancing discussions of male and female-leaning fragrances, we celebrate the wonderful community we've built together, ensuring this episode is heartfelt, humorous, and highly engaging.Join Our Patreon

Myke took a huge gamble on a blind buy and surprises Ryan in this episode. Will the $400 fragrance be a good investment? Or, has Myke wasted his money on something he'll never wear?Don't miss our LIVE video episode and hangout on patreon, May 31st.. sign up and become a patreon to join us! Join Our Patreon

Today, we're dishing out the unvarnished truth on Xerjoff's Nio, a scent that has stirred up quite the discussion, from its uncanny resemblance to 'new car smell' to our own evolving relationship with Portrait of a Lady. Will our overnight fling with this scent leave us yearning for more, or are we destined for a fragrance friend-zone? Tune in and find out as we dissect these scents with our typical blend of wit and candor.Ever wondered if paying top dollar for Creed's Green Irish Tweed is truly worth it when Irish Spring soap exudes a similar charm? We're peeling back the layers of scent snobbery and price tags, exploring the lush greenery of luxurious fragrances versus their budget-friendly doppelgängers. All the while, we're drawing unexpected parallels between Bitcoin's rollercoaster ride and the fluctuating fortunes of high-end perfumes. Join us as we navigate the fragrant waters of consumer influence, the true value of a spritz, and an exclusive Patreon offer that's just too good to keep under wraps.Join Our Patreon

From the spicy sophistication of Portrait of a Lady to the unexpected amusement over Creed's pint-sized perfumes, we're toasting to the olfactory adventures and the cherished patrons who've made this journey an unforgettable ride. We even take a cheeky little detour to revisit Drakkar Noir, a classic that’s as controversial as it is iconic, proving that some scents never truly fade. Our episode is a mishmash of memory lane and the scent-sational present. Together, we unwrap the layers of Portrait of a Lady like it's the first time, debating its gender-bending bouquet and whether it still captivates our seasoned nostrils. We can't help but draw parallels to other rose-infused contenders that have crossed our paths, sparring over each other's take on its timeless allure. And as we dissect the dynamics of musky fragrances, we confront our personal biases, asking whether a scent can be judged by its sillage or if the true essence lies in its quiet linger.Join Our Patreon

Uncover the mysteries of this bold vintage scent given to us by our loving patreon Jonathan Bleep, and see how it stacks up against the sweet expectations and nostalgic memories it conjures. We're not just sniffing around the past; we're also giving you our unfiltered opinions on Prada Luna Rossa Ocean Le Parfum in our one-night stand review. Hear our discussion on the trade-offs between price and uniqueness in today's fragrance landscape, and get a whiff of innovation—or lack thereof—through a listener's insightful commentary.Fasten your seatbelts for a trip through scent and cinema as we examine the notes of Drakkar Noir, from the refreshing top notes down to the musky depths, and ponder if 'evil shaving cream' is an apt descriptor. Along the way, indulge in our musings on noir film tropes that parallel our aromatic escapades, and chuckle with us as we reminisce about past podcasting ventures such as 'Amateur Dicks,' where we fancied ourselves as sleuths. We're also weighing the pros and cons of splurging on full bottles versus sampling, navigating the value of fragrances. This episode is not just about scents; it's about the stories they tell and the impressions they leave.Join Our Patreon

Ever wondered how to distinguish your bourbon from your whiskey or what makes Straight to Heaven by Kilian a scent worth discussing? Prepare for an episode swimming in the deep waters of fine bourbon and luxury scents, with our guest Sean, who's not only our whiskey whisperer but also our guide to olfactory excellence. We kick things off with a few laughs over a pool game before Sean schools us on the vital stats that define a true bourbon. Then, noses primed, we take on the divine promises of Straight to Heaven by Kilian and embark on a sensorial journey that blurs the lines between the warmth of a whiskey barrel and the allure of a well-crafted perfume.Myke, Ryan, and Sean gather 'round for an episode that's as rich and complex as the notes of a vintage whiskey. We raise our glasses to the nuances of bourbon tasting, sharing how we learned to identify the subtle flavors of caramel and vanilla that dance across the palate. But we're not just here for the spirits—our fragrance exploration ventures into the woodsy depths of Straight to Heaven, comparing its performance on skin versus paper, and contemplating if a spritz truly can take us to celestial heights. Tune in for a hearty blend of humor and insight as we sniff out the differences between mahogany and sandalwood, all while dissecting the robust characteristics of our favorite scents.As the glasses clink and the last spritzes settle, we find a moment to appreciate the dedication that goes into crafting both a fine bourbon and a standout podcast. With Sean's promise to return for more aromatic adventures, we share a toast to the community we've built through shared passions and a few good-hearted jokes. So whether you fancy yourself a connoisseur or you're just curious about the symphony of scents and spirits, join us for an unforgettable gathering where every moment is worth savoring. Cheers to the journey and, as always, let's 'Spray it up' in true fragrant camaraderie.Join Our Patreon

Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu Long Cha by Nishane, which left a scent trail in my car as indelible as a tattoo. And just when you thought it couldn't get any quirkier, we debate over phone etiquettes and the fate of fallen tester strips.Strap in for an exhilarating ride as we dissect the high-octane world of sailboat racing and its glamorous meld with luxury fragrances. The Prada Luna Rossa line, a byproduct of the brand's illustrious racing team, serves as our focal point, blending the essence of competition with aromatic sophistication. From celebrity adventures, such as Jake Gyllenhaal's transmutation from sailor to aviator, to the bizarre influence of Taylor Swift's famed romances on the public psyche, we leave no buoy unturned. Expect a sea of laughter and irreverent analogies as we navigate through these pop culture currents.Join Our Patreon

Have you ever been whisked away by a scent so evocative it's like time travel in a bottle? That's exactly where Myke and Ryan take you in our latest olfactory escapade, as we unearth the divisive "clean linen and cheap iced tea" fragrance that once stirred up a storm. Climb aboard our scent time-machine, where we also pay homage to the '90s classic Ralph Lauren Polo, questioning whether its latest rendition stands up to the ol' aromatic giant. And for those who relish the chase, we tease the upcoming segments featuring the elusive vintage Drakkar Noir and much-mourned, discontinued Tom Ford wonders.Imagine a scent so vivaciously citrus it could jolt you out of bed quicker than a triple espresso. That's the centerpiece of our aromatic discussion, a fragrance that has been with us since the early days and yet continues to dazzle and challenge our senses. Myke and Ryan unpack the rollercoaster of memories this scent evokes, interspersed with laughter and the odd hayride anecdote. Plus, we spill the beans on how to get your hands on your favorite fragrances without breaking the bank—because let's face it, smelling great shouldn't cost a fortune.Join Our Patreon

When a voicemail can transport you back in time, you know you've found something truly special. That's what happened when we listened to the last message from our dear friend Forbus; laughter mixed with tears as we remembered his humor and warmth. This episode is a tribute to his legacy, exploring the powerful connection between fragrance and memory as we revisit the vintage Ralph Lauren Polo that Forbus cherished. We're also humbled by the overwhelming generosity that you, our listeners, have shown in supporting Forbus's family through the GoFundMe campaign.There's a certain magic in the way a scent can capture someone's essence, and Forbus was like an old-school cologne—bold, complex, and unforgettable. Through shared anecdotes and life lessons, we honor the man who could make us laugh with his quirky misnaming of perfumes, and who taught us, by example, the importance of expressing our love and appreciation for friends while they're still with us. Even as we recommend 'Hit the Mark' from Mint for its chocolate and mint notes—and for the lovely ladies in your life—we're reminded how Forbus's favorite fragrances mirrored his tough but gentle heart.Closing this episode, we feel Forbus's absence in the studio, his unique dynamic irreplaceable. We recall the laughter and the unfinished plans we had with him, and we are comforted, in part, by the messages of love and support from our Patreon community. His natural charisma and the joy he brought to all of us continue to inspire every episode. So join us as we celebrate Forbus, a friend who left an indelible mark on our hearts and on this show, ensuring that his memory lives on through every story we share and every fragrance we savor.Join Our Patreon

We weave through the tapestry of fragrances that have recently graced our senses. We kick things off with a heartfelt acknowledgment for the outpouring of kindness we've felt during a tough personal time. From there, we delve into our thoughts on an intoxicating chocolate scent that caught our attention during travels—a creation that's been turning heads in the perfume community. Plus, We offer up our candid impressions on the much-anticipated Yves Saint Laurent's Y Elixir, which, to our dismay, fell short of the mark—a reminder of the unpredictable nature of perfume exploration.As connoisseurs of scent, we couldn't miss sharing our first encounter with Hit The Mark, a fusion of chocolate and bubblegum notes that, against all odds, resulted in a delightful olfactory experience. We dissect the artistry behind this unexpected blend and how it stands out from the typical gourmand concoctions. A green, grassy fragrance also makes its way into our conversation, intriguing us with its fresh, earthy vibes. Throughout the episode, we ponder over the complexity of fragrances that transcend gender norms, beautifully blending the savory allure of chocolate with a touch of fruity whimsy—perfect for a vast array of settings, from casual daily wear to romantic evenings.As we wrap up, the anticipation for our next episode is palpable—we're practically bursting to dive into recording it without any delay. We leave you with a teaser for an exclusive mint fragrance surprise reserved for our dearest Patreon supporters. Until the next aromatic chapter unfolds, we thank you for your loyalty and remind you to keep your spirits high and your scents spritzing.Join Our Patreon

Facing the unimaginable, we step away from our habitual sensory journey to share something profoundly personal. As Ryan's father bravely faces his health crisis, our family has been enveloped in a world of deep emotion and tough decisions – a narrative that's reshaped the fabric of our lives and the routine of this podcast. We've had to make the heart-wrenching call to postpone our eagerly awaited Patreon live event, as my dad's recent strokes have led us to the doors of hospice care. Amidst this turmoil, Myke has been an unwavering pillar of support. Although the air is heavy with sorrow, we pledge to carry on with the essence of the podcast, fueled by the gratitude we feel for the indelible impact Ryan's father has had on us all.In this heartfelt episode, we honor the legacy of those who leave lasting imprints on our hearts, weaving in stories of love and the stark reality of loss. It's a reminder to cherish every moment with the ones you love, as life's fragility comes to the forefront. We invite you into our reflections on Ryan's father's qualities and the lessons he leaves behind – qualities that have undoubtedly shaped who we are and the joy we strive to bring to you, our listeners. As we extend our reach out to you in our community, we hope to inspire a collective embrace of family, memory, and the enduring power of love.Join Our Patreon

Frag-Mental's Elixir Video We Stole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n09FO-dy-U4Myke and Ryan sniff out the truth behind YSL's Y Elixir and share a few laughs connecting our quirky friendship dynamic to our honest, unfiltered opinions. We're not just spritzing and telling; we're about the genuine thrill of discovery, and this episode is drenched with it. From contrasting views on Fragrantica to our own night with Tariq by Eau De Moe, we're divulging it all. Plus, we've got some scented surprises in store for our Patreon supporters – think exclusive content and giveaways that'll make your nose tingle with delight!We're cracking jokes about cultural vernacular (who knew 'fanny pack' could be so controversial?), while also getting serious about where this fragrance fits in the market. And for those with a nose for critique, we dissect a certain pricey perfume that's loud yet plays it safe: Is it a standout in a sea of sameness or just another costly cloud of scent? Join us as we dish out our final verdicts – skip, sample, or buy – and ponder the fate of these bold bottles in our ever-growing collection.Join Our Patreon