Imagine being transported back to 2007, a time when the air was filled with excitement and anticipation around the launch of Tom Ford for Men. Join us as we recollect the robust, citrusy journey of this iconic fragrance, which was sent to us by none other than our friend and fragrance connoisseur, Jonathan Bleep. With a touch of humor, we share the story behind its discontinuation in 2016, our editing escapades, and how this scent became a noteworthy chapter in our fragrance explorations. Put your nose on the nostalgia as we spray and savor the timeless blend of masculine and ginger notes, reminiscing about the dossier clones that first led us to this olfactory masterpiece.Join Our Patreon

We are exploring the latest flanker that has stirred quite the debate. With Landon CP’s intriguing description of a "super metallic, weirdly dark green" vibe and Ryan's less favorable comparison to old balloons, we navigate our own impressions of this complex scent. As we reminisce and reflect, we embrace the nostalgia and curiosity that fragrances can bring, while acknowledging that everyone's nose tells a different story.Join Our Patreon

What's the connection between a high school locker room and a classic Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance? We explore this hilariously in our latest episode, where we dive nose-first into the intriguing world of colognes, especially focusing on La Male Le Beau. Alongside a nostalgic nod to "Last Action Hero" and caffeine-fuelled discussions courtesy of Starbucks espresso, we're surprised by how much love our La Male episodes get, even outshining our talks about Aventus. We also ponder if Paco Rabanne's Million Gold, with its sweet and soft notes, suits our personal style or if it merely mirrors Santel 33.Join Our Patreon

Have you ever wondered how a scent can transform your mood or define a moment? Join us, Myke and Ryan, on a fragrant escapade as we navigate through the aromatic world of Million Gold by Rabanne, a perfume that has caught our curiosity since its rebranding from the iconic Paco Rabanne. We laugh our way through a quirky review dubbed Dior Sausage, which amusingly likens a scent to curry, and revisit our evolving impressions of Memo Paris' African Leather. With its rich, boozy allure, it’s a fragrance that’s hard to forget, much like that charming one-night stand you can’t stop thinking about.Join Our Patreon

We, along with our gal pal Rikki, dive into the curious world of the Dirty Night Fragrance, pondering the diverse personalities it might suit—from the buttoned-up office worker to the rugged oil field laborer. We dissect its sour, icy-hot aroma and express surprise over its enduring $550 price tag, even after nine years on the market. Through humor and straightforward critiques, we explore how this fragrance has stood the test of time, or perhaps hasn't, making for a lively and entertaining discussion. Don't miss the engaging banter and candid insights as we blend the worlds of fragrance critique and light-hearted storytelling.Join Our Patreon

What if your favorite fragrance could tell tales of rock legends and occult mysteries? Buckle up for a whirlwind aromatic escapade as we sample Xerjoff's Tony Iommi Monkey Special, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, David. Get ready for a burst of laughter with our first impressions and the hilarious feedback from a listener who stresses the perils of buying before trying. We reminisce about nearly 300 episodes, giving a shoutout to Tom Ford's Black Lacquer, whose bold, masculine aura comes with a jaw-dropping price. And yes, we'll also tackle the age-old question of how to pronounce Amouage—everyone’s got an opinion! Join Our Patreon

Join us as we unravel the enigma of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Black Lacquer. With notes of ink and vinyl that leave us both intrigued and baffled, we speculate on its untold story and draw from Ford's history of evocative scents. From the nostalgic aroma of new construction that reminds us of family to our critique of the fragrance’s premium pricing without a clear narrative, this episode is a fragrant rollercoaster of emotions and memories.The My Dick AlbumJoin Our Patreon

Is Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" worth the hype, or just a fancy name with an equally fancy price tag? Join us, along with our delightful guest Nikki, as we embark on a fragrant escapade filled with unfiltered opinions and witty banter. Nikki's candid and often hilarious takes breathe new life into our review, making this episode an absolute must-listen. We also tackle our past mixed feelings about Creed's "Delphinus," with Nikki drawing humorous comparisons to Carmex, challenging its hefty price point.Join Our Patreon

What if we told you that a fragrance could cause a rift as deep as an emotional heartbreak? Brace yourselves for a belly full of laughs and the occasional wince as we catch up on caffeine cravings and a back injury that left us in more pain than a bad breakup. We then turn our attention to Creed’s latest release, "Delphinus," sharing our candid first impressions of its amber-colored bottle and unique scent profile. The highlight? Our vibrant Patreon community buzzing with excitement over their buy, sell, and trade activities for their impressive fragrance collections.Join Our Patreon

What does it take to turn a passion into a full-time career? Join us on the Cologne Podcast as we celebrate a monumental achievement with Chris from Frag-Mental, who has amassed 100,000 YouTube subscribers after seven years of relentless dedication. We dive deep into Chris's transformation from a personal trainer to a full-time YouTuber, discussing the evolution of his content—from unscripted, candid beginnings to the polished and refined videos he creates today. Chris opens up about the joys and trials of content creation, the thrill of hitting significant milestones, and how he's managed to keep his passion alive amidst the pressures of the digital world.Join Our Patreon

Is Creed's Centaurus a masterful blend or a mishap reminiscent of cough syrup? We kick off our latest episode with our unfiltered takes on this polarizing fragrance, sparked by a vivid review off Fragrantica. We then pivot to an intriguing one-night stand with Tom Ford's new Ombre Leather. Its longevity impressed us, but its alignment with the rest of the Ombre Leather line left us scratching our heads. Plus, why the mysterious "D" in the name? We're eagerly awaiting your theories!Join Our Patreon

Is Tom Ford's Eau D'Ombre Leather the masterpiece of colognes, or another overhyped letdown? Join us on this aromatic escapade as we dissect, analyze, and banter about the scent profiles of some of the most intriguing fragrances. We kickstart with a lighthearted debate on Ombre Leather, pondering if it’s a perfect blend of skanky, sweet, or fresh. Humorous digs at Fragrantica reviews set the tone for our one-night stand review of the new Chanel, where Myke and Ryan find themselves at odds—Mike revels in its sophisticated aroma while Ryan compares it unfavorably to other designer offerings.Join Our Patreon

Ever wondered what it feels like to wear a fragrance so powerful it might just overwhelm you? Or how about the surprising delight of finding a high-end designer cologne that defies expectations? Join us for a fragrance journey where we kick things off with a vibrant and humorous review of Chanel's Allure Homme Sport Superleggera. Despite life's ups and downs, we bring our passion and wit to the table, sharing some hilarious listener feedback and revisiting our thoughts on Versace Eros. Spoiler: its authentic lemon zest and smooth undertones have blown us away, making it a must-have despite our financial constraints. Don't miss out on exclusive content and samples by joining our Patreon!Join Our Patreon

Ready to uncover the secrets behind some of the hottest new fragrances on the market? This episode promises an exhilarating review of the eagerly-awaited Versace Eros Energy. We jump into the everyday appeal and striking citrus notes that have fragrance enthusiasts buzzing, including some people on Fragrantica. But it's not all sunshine and lemon zest—we also tackle the chaotic release process and make a strong case for simultaneous worldwide launches and better marketing strategies. Plus, we recount our unforgettable encounter with Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, celebrating its elegant scent profile and exceptional staying power.Join Our Patreon

Is 'Intense' just industry jargon, or does it truly signify a stronger fragrance? Join us as we embark on a sensory adventure, starting with our first impressions of Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, Michael J. We dive into a mixed Fragrantica review, scrutinizing its floral, musky, and intimate projection qualities. Our discussion then pivots to the term "Intense" in the fragrance world and whether it lives up to the hype. We also share our unexpected fondness for Dior Sauvage Eau Forte, reflecting on its balanced, mellow profile and how it stacks up against the infamous Baccarat Rouge.Join Our Patreon

Dive into the water based Dior Sauvage Eau Forte. We'll share our unfiltered opinions on this popular scent and reveal the winner of our latest giveaway. From there, we unpack our recent encounter with Spicebomb Dark Leather and discuss its strengths and flaws. Our "One Night Stand Review" of Kajal Lamar Caviar is filled with admiration for its unexpected longevity and intriguing scent profile, despite its perceived femininity.Join Our Patreon

What if your favorite fragrance could be both a statement piece and a versatile everyday scent? Get ready to embark on a sniff-tastic journey as we share our hilarious escapade of snagging the elusive Kajal Lamar Caviar from Milan, thanks to a generous fragrance influencer. Before we dissect this intriguing water-based aroma with pearls resembling caviar, we'll entertain you with our "one night stand review" of Viktor & Rolf's Spicebomb Dark Leather—which, spoiler alert, left us longing for the original's punchy DNA.Join Our Patreon

Ever wondered if the much-hyped Spice Bomb Dark Leather lives up to its legendary status? Join us on an aromatic adventure as we finally get our hands on this elusive fragrance and share our candid thoughts on its scent and branding. We also dive into the fresh waters of Dior Sauvage Eau Forte and give you a sneak peek of our upcoming Kajal's Lamar Caviar review. Plus, we’re thanking our patrons with an exclusive giveaway of the new Dior Sauvage and a specially curated goodie bag. Don't miss out on this fragrance-packed episode filled with excitement, surprises, and heartfelt gratitude.Join Our Patreon

What makes Khamrah the fragrance that's capturing everyone's attention? Join us as we embark on a week-long sensory journey with this renowned scent, generously gifted by our Patreon friend, Perfume Tea from up north. We scrutinize whether it truly stands up to the buzz it's generating, especially when compared to Oud for Glory and the celebrated Angel Share by Killian. With no holds barred, we dish out our raw, unfiltered thoughts on its luxe packaging and playful presentation.Ever wondered if a $20 to $40 fragrance could rival high-end brands like Kilian? You’ll be surprised by the quality and performance we unearthed in this affordable gem. We break down the scent’s unique blend, its versatile application, and even touch on its perceived femininity—a hot topic among our friends and listeners alike. Amidst our musings, we fondly recount our morning walks, lattes, and danishes, painting a vivid picture of where and how this fragrance fits into daily life.Join Our Patreon

Can a fragrance create as much division as it does admiration? This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey with Hacivat by Nishane, a scent that has ignited passionate debates among our listeners since we first reviewed it over three years ago. Join Myke and Ryan as they revisit their initial experiences and undying admiration for this polarizing fragrance, while addressing listener feedback and a particularly critical perspective. Through honest reflections, we reaffirm our love for Hacivat's unique composition and reevaluate our initial judgments, underscoring the evolving nature of our fragrance journey.Which pineapple fragrance reigns supreme? We spark a lively discussion on whether Aventus truly pioneered the pineapple scent revolution and introduce a new contender, Insidious, that might have dethroned the classic. Excitement brews as we contemplate a thrilling head-to-head episode featuring both scents and share our one-night stand review of Nishane's Kredo, noting its slightly feminine allure. With humorous musings about managing a live episode without our producer Todd, we invite listeners to join our Patreon for exclusive content and giveaways, adding an extra layer of engagement to our fragrance community.Join Our Patreon