Cousin Time

It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here for the next four years. Might as well pledge your allegiance to a subculture! Band, theater, JROTC- choose wisely, this identify will dictate your high school experience.

Color-coded notebooks? Check. Brand new Sketchers? Check. 24 Ticonderogas? Check. A class schedule in accordance with your crush? Pending.  Class is in session and this episode is required reading.

It's been a busy few weeks at CTHQ with new jobs, bachelorette trips, and health insurance galore. Settle in to hear about recent films, dining experiences, and interactions with street poets that have changed our lives.  WARNING: Headphone users, we are so sorry about the first 30 seconds. Skip now or forever hold your peace.

Looking for love!! Swipe right to hear us craft the best (or, worst) dating profiles for one another. We like long walks on the beach, drip coffee, and fresh flowers.

Psst...do you wanna come to my slumber party this Friday? My mom's gonna order pizza and I wanna try out my new camcorder. Also, the new season of Teen Wolf just dropped and I hear Dylan O'Brien is looking soooo smexy!! If we're not too tired, we can maybe even listen to Call Me Maybe 42 times. Don't forget to wear your Uggs- everyone's wearing them.

We're going camping! From hammocks to heat rash, and Life360 to lost limbs, this episode captures all the highs and lows of exploring the great outdoors.

P- pretty! I- intelligent! N- never sad! K- kousin time!  Yeah, we saw Barbie. And, yeah, it changed us. This episode is a ode to girlhood and the magic and madness of it all.

We're baaaaaaaaaaack!! And we have a LOT to talk about. Summer so far has consisted of travel abroad, plumbing issues galore, and a whole lot of World Cup watching. We missed you...did you miss us? :P

What do Taco Mama, Target, and Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge all have in common? They set the scene for some pivotal moments in the friendship of Jess and Camryn. Join us as we share about the quintessential events that let to codependency and co-hosting. 6 years of friendship in 45 minutes- let's go.

Members of the cabinet. Leaders of our military. Chief Justice, associate justices, and retired justices of the Supreme Court. And to you, my fellow Americans.  IN: soft pretzels, bartering, imagination OUT: QR codes, pants, FaceTime

Summer...summer...summer! What time is it? SUMMERTIME! Congrats, wildcat, another school year is under your belt, and it's time to take a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa, you get the point. In this episode, Jessica and Camryn reminisce on all things last day of school.

It's 2007. You hop off the school bus, scurry home, and sit yourself in the computer room. Time to clock in- your Webkinz need you. If you've fallen victim to child labor (whether in the Webkinz Employment Office, Farmville, or Papa's Pizzeria), this episode is for you.

Welcome to the Newlywed Game! Except in this case, no one's getting married and that would actually be quite illegal!! Jess and Camryn are giving the age old questions (What's your favorite drink? What would you do if you won the lottery? What's your least favorite state in the union?) a go to figure who knows their cousin better.

Where were you when Taylor and Harry kissed on New Year's Eve? When Zac and Vanessa were caught in an adult store? When Justin rented out Staples Center for Selena?  Love, lust, and trauma- this episode is stroll through the celebrity couple hall of fame.

She was a camp counselor, she did the Disney College Program. Can I make it any more obvious? Welcome to the first installment of our Cult Series. In this inaugural episode, Jess and Camryn discuss their own experiences in cult-esque environments and debate what makes a cult.

One of us floored it her first time behind the wheel and one of us took six months to get behind the wheel. But, guess what, they both ended up with tickets. Whether you're team holding on for dear life, or team fearing for dear life, learning to drive is always a wild experience.

Get that feather in your hair and punch out the lenses of your 3D glasses. It's time to revisit the trends, fads, and obsessions of our childhoods. Silly band collectors and lime green survivors, unite!

Happy birthday cousins! In the season 1 finale of Cousin Time, Jessica and Camryn reflect on turning 24, parties of birthdays past, and the je nais se quois of the secret sleepover after a childhood birthday party.

POV: The dance floor is blasting the greatest hits ("Call Me Maybe", "Super Bass", "Diamonds"). You're in your Sunday best (ponytail tying up your t-shirt, knit shawl, nylon dress). The smells are vivacious (oversweet punch, boys who haven't learned to use deodorant, boys who have only learned to use Axe.    That's right- it's 2012 and you're at the middle dance. And, yeah, it's the night of nights, alright?

Alums of liberal arts universities: we see you, we hear you, we are you. We’ve compared Antoni Porowski to Remy the Rat. We’ve marched behind bagpipe players en route to sign an honor code. We’ve eaten quail for a final exam. And today, we’re exploring the novelty, intrigue, and alarm of attending a small, private, liberal arts university.